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old assholes, dicks, pussies, boobs, douches and turds.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:10 pm
by dime in the gutter
it's simple. some notions may be highly perceived yet also untrue.

a few to start.

steve miller/boob
jeff tweedy/asshole
ginger baker/dick
mickey thomas/pussy
stephen stills/turd
axl rose/douche

mike love excluded, as he is all of the above.

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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:03 pm
by blackwll
Leave Mickey Thomas out of it, he is on my office wall mural, along with Ray Charles, ARS, Martha Vandel, etc. Seriously.

jk

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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:59 pm
by Smitty
Can't argue about Stills, but he's still royalty.
From personal experience, I would classify Bucky Baxter as a dick and the legendary "Cowboy" Jack Clement (rest his soul) as an old asshole. Also heard the Greenday guys & entourage are somewhere between a douche and a pussy (whatever that space would be called).

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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:15 pm
by Clams
Here's a couple. (It's amazing what you can find by googling "rock music douchebags")

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:08 am
by cortez the killer
10 Biggest Assholes in Rock
Looks like Cooley knows what he is talking about.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:10 am
by cortez the killer
dime in the gutter wrote:stephen stills/turd

Could plug him in any of the 6 spots. Versatility personified.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:13 pm
by Flea
Smitty wrote:Can't argue about Stills, but he's still royalty.
From personal experience, I would classify Bucky Baxter as a dick and the legendary "Cowboy" Jack Clement (rest his soul) as an old asshole. Also heard the Greenday guys & entourage are somewhere between a douche and a pussy (whatever that space would be called).



The term you're seeking is "douchenozzle".

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:57 pm
by Given to Fly
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:09 pm
by Kudzu Guillotine
cortez the killer wrote:10 Biggest Assholes in Rock
Looks like Cooley knows what he is talking about.


Having read some personal accounts from folks that were actually at that Ryan Adams show at the Ryman, I'd say how he handled it was perfectly reasonable. That's not to say the guy's not capable of being an asshole but I don't think that was the case that evening. Are Patterson or Isbell being assholes when they call out members of the audience when their behavior is out of line?

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:18 pm
by Kudzu Guillotine
Given to Fly wrote:Image


Maybe this belongs in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame thread but I'll address it here. I felt the same way at first but then I realized that Rap and Hip Hop have influenced Rock n' Roll in the same way that Soul/R & B, Country, Bluegrass, Jazz, Folk, etc. have (and vice versa). If Simmons and Stanley keep running their mouths, I'm thinking the Hall should retract their induction. I felt differently about that at first as I believe they deserve to be in there but ever since their induction has been announced, Stanley and Simmons can't seem to stop bitching and moaning. And yes, I think they may have a legitimate gripe in regards to what members of a band get inducted and who doesn't but the Hall has addressed that. Meanwhile, they still haven't shut the fuck up about it.

Kiss' Gene Simmons says hip-hop artists have no place in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:13 pm
by oilpiers
This guy makes Ted look like a nice guy.

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http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ ... s-20131011

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:02 pm
by dime in the gutter
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peter grant/dick

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:33 am
by Smitty
Ben Weasel; all of the above.

the Screeching Weasel singer who punched the chicks at SXSW a couple years back

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:21 am
by Beebs
oilpiers wrote:This guy makes Ted look like a nice guy.

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http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ ... s-20131011


Wow. That interview is really something. Why not just NOT give interviews rather than being such a rude prick?

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:28 am
by Tequila Cowboy
Ginger Baker is the king of all assholes, and he's proud of it. Check out the film Beware of Mr. Baker.

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:16 pm
by StevieRay
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Asshat

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:00 pm
by oilpiers
StevieRay wrote:Image

Asshat

Double meaning. An ass in a hat, wearing an actual asshat.

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:38 pm
by Duke Silver
dime in the gutter wrote:it's simple. some notions may be highly perceived yet also untrue.

a few to start.

steve miller/boob
jeff tweedy/asshole
ginger baker/dick
mickey thomas/pussy
stephen stills/turd
axl rose/douche

mike love excluded, as he is all of the above.


I get more of a pussy vibe from Tweedy, at least in the late-UT/early Wilco days.

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:08 pm
by Kudzu Guillotine
Duke Silver wrote:
dime in the gutter wrote:it's simple. some notions may be highly perceived yet also untrue.

a few to start.

steve miller/boob
jeff tweedy/asshole
ginger baker/dick
mickey thomas/pussy
stephen stills/turd
axl rose/douche

mike love excluded, as he is all of the above.


I get more of a pussy vibe from Tweedy, at least in the late-UT/early Wilco days.


Has anyone here besides myself seen the Gourds documentary All the Labor? Interesting comment in there from Max Johnston (who was a member of both UT and Wilco for a time) regarding his Uncle Tupelo days. For whatever it's worth, he gets the least amount of screen time interview-wise in the documentary but definitely makes the best of it.

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:22 pm
by dime in the gutter
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asshole

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:58 pm
by cortez the killer
dime in the gutter wrote:Image
asshole

Serial chick groper.