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Ok, Gator opened that can of worms with "Les Boys".

How 'bout: Metallica- "Until it Sleeps" . Talk about Load - when I heard this song, I thought 'what a load of crap'!

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Dave Matthews - I Have Herpes Of The Larynx

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I still contend the two worst songs I have ever heard are "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring and something called "Delilah" by something called Plain White Ts.

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touche :lol:

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tinnitus photography wrote:Dave Matthews - I Have Herpes Of The Larynx

Phillip Phillips heard that...

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jimmyjack wrote:I still contend the two worst songs I have ever heard are "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring and something called "Delilah" by something called Plain White Ts.

That Delilah song sucks 20 mile run balls. My buddy played that summer of 07 at all his gigs and me and his sister and parents politely complimented him. Sucks to be liars. My bad.

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Erdlivz wrote:
tinnitus photography wrote:Dave Matthews - I Have Herpes Of The Larynx

Phillip Phillips heard that...


That's 2012 American Idol Winner Phillip Phillips to you, punk.

His song is kinda okay, though :oops:
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Chubawumba: I get knocked down (but I get up again)


and any song by Edward Sharpe
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Pretty much anything from the MTV 80's.

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Penny Lane wrote:Chubawumba: I get knocked down (but I get up again)

That song is called Tubthumping
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Yummy, yummy, Yummy (I've got love in my tummy)- Ohio Express

Can't think of any worse.
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jimmyjack wrote:"Delilah" by something called Plain White Ts.


It gets even worse when you hear the origin of the song. Kinda creepy, though played off as endearing.

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Tequila Cowboy wrote:Yummy, yummy, Yummy (I've got love in my tummy)- Ohio Express

Can't think of any worse.
I thought that was by the 1910 Fruitgum Company. That just goes to show what I know about shitty songs.
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Love is such a sweet thing
A good enough to eat thing...
TC- that was bubblegum & as such was no worse than Sugar, Sugar by the Archies or the 1910 Fruitgum Co. (Simon Says & 1, 2, 3 Red Light). If we're talkin' shitty songs, then nothing surpasses The Pina Colada Song. I can't stress that enough.
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Tom Arico - Baby on the Way
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Which Way You Going Billy-Poppy Family
Song was played to death in the days before strong FM.

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sooner- good call on a shitty song ('cept now I can't get that long forgotten whiny-ass crap outta my head).
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The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace
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Someone left a cake out in the rain

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Tequila Cowboy wrote:The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace

^^^^^^
or Billy Don't be a Hero, by them or Bo Donaldson
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LBRod wrote:Someone left a cake out in the rain

It took so long to make it
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Swamp wrote:Billy Don't be a Hero
Seriously this song sucks. Good call Mr. Swamp.
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You light up My Life-Debbie Boone OMFG
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The Black Canary wrote:You light up My Life-Debbie Boone OMFG


I see your "You Light up My Life" and I'll raise you a "Drops of Jupiter" - Train. Holy effin' crap. This song was way overplayed and stank of moose poo. :x

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I'm Glad You Came by The Wanted
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E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.

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Post a worse video.


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Anything by Luke Bryan.

Any Will Smith song.

Anything by Lady Gaga.

A lot of things that music critics and wannabe music critics claim to love. The more people go on and on about how great something is when it's probably just good, makes me hate it. I can't listen to Nevermind by Nirvana anymore. The way people gush about it just ruined it for me.

There are tons of others just like that. It's just annoying to me.
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I kinda like that "You and I" song by Lady GaGa, but only because it sounds nothing like her other songs.

I hear you about critical darlings, especially over at Pitchfork. I can't. Sliver how much they gush about total garbage like Animal Collective.

I also don't understand the critical love for Pet Sounds, but that's another thread
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Zip City wrote:
I also don't understand the critical love for Pet Sounds, but that's another thread






My wife said the same thing once, and I threatened her with divorce.


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