Pass it to the left!
Love it, thanks for posting that TC
New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
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New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
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Everyone needs a friend, everyone needs a fuck
Re: Patterson’s new song from Willie’s 4/20 show
Sounded like a "Let There Be Rock" sequel
And I knew when I woke up Rock N Roll would be here forever
Re: Patterson’s new song from Willie’s 4/20 show
Panties and Lighters
The man was big and the airport was crowded
The line was long and security tight
The band had already moved on passed screening
I was trying to catch up with all my might
The man big and his uniform was buldging
His creases were starched to maximum attention
He asked me what I had in the bag that I was carryin'
and warned me if anything had slipped my mention
Nothing's more fun than Vancouver in the weekend
Nothing's much harder than being singled out alone
My wife had been there with me on a working vacation
Complete with matching luggage but she took the wrong bag home
The man was big and man was he thorough
As he watched us pass customs, for some reason pulled me out
He asked what's in my bag and if I was a smoker
I said clothes and no I'm not, then he asked me what is that?
Then he opened up my suitcase full of female undergarments
Four or five Bic lighters and a pair of too-small pants
He asked what I holding and I said “Holding nothing”
He looked me up and said we'll see about that
Nothing's more fun than Vancouver on a weekend
But my wife had to leave a day earlier than me
I was touring in my band and I smelled incriminating
With my suitcase full of panties and lighters for all to see
The man was big and I was surely in a hurry
The band had boarded and the plane was getting full
He asked me if I was holding anything in my possession
I had better come clean in the eyes of the law
I held my ground and he said that I would surely
be in jail any minute if I didn't give it up
He looked at me and I looked at him and then glanced at the clock
He said we got all day and I swear he popped his glove
Nothings much worse than Vancouver's US customs
But I swear I held my ground and he decided not to probe
And I made it back to Atlanta with my baggage still intact
And drove home from the airport smoking sweet Canadian...
(c) Patterson Hood
The man was big and the airport was crowded
The line was long and security tight
The band had already moved on passed screening
I was trying to catch up with all my might
The man big and his uniform was buldging
His creases were starched to maximum attention
He asked me what I had in the bag that I was carryin'
and warned me if anything had slipped my mention
Nothing's more fun than Vancouver in the weekend
Nothing's much harder than being singled out alone
My wife had been there with me on a working vacation
Complete with matching luggage but she took the wrong bag home
The man was big and man was he thorough
As he watched us pass customs, for some reason pulled me out
He asked what's in my bag and if I was a smoker
I said clothes and no I'm not, then he asked me what is that?
Then he opened up my suitcase full of female undergarments
Four or five Bic lighters and a pair of too-small pants
He asked what I holding and I said “Holding nothing”
He looked me up and said we'll see about that
Nothing's more fun than Vancouver on a weekend
But my wife had to leave a day earlier than me
I was touring in my band and I smelled incriminating
With my suitcase full of panties and lighters for all to see
The man was big and I was surely in a hurry
The band had boarded and the plane was getting full
He asked me if I was holding anything in my possession
I had better come clean in the eyes of the law
I held my ground and he said that I would surely
be in jail any minute if I didn't give it up
He looked at me and I looked at him and then glanced at the clock
He said we got all day and I swear he popped his glove
Nothings much worse than Vancouver's US customs
But I swear I held my ground and he decided not to probe
And I made it back to Atlanta with my baggage still intact
And drove home from the airport smoking sweet Canadian...
(c) Patterson Hood
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Re: New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
Tyler, I edited your post and rather than fix the couple of small errors I just replaced it with the official lyrics per Patterson.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
Re: New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
Kinda reminds me of Jim Stafford. "We just smiled and waved, sittin on that sack of seeds"
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?
Re: New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
I had to fly up there to get him down.Swamp wrote:Kinda reminds me of Jim Stafford. "We just smiled and waved, sittin on that sack of seeds"
Don't hurt people, and don't take their stuff.
Re: New song Panties and Lighters from Willie’s 4/20 show
LBRod wrote:I had to fly up there to get him down.Swamp wrote:Kinda reminds me of Jim Stafford. "We just smiled and waved, sittin on that sack of seeds"
and the rest as they say is uh er uh, well somebodies history somewhere?