A Southern Gentleman In the Old Northwest...

[Tequila Cowboy]

dig it

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2 ... terso.html

[Markalanbishop]

Nice article, but please God let someone post a picture of Patterson on his new bicycle pedaling around Portland in his Tour de France style padded lycra shorts and jersey.

[headhunter]

Great article. Wishing al the Hoods great happiness in their new home.
Thanks for posting.

[Kudzu Guillotine]

For whatever it's worth, Kid Rock and Nugent aren't recording a pro-Confederate flag song, that story is a hoax. It's also been revealed that Kid Rock stopped using the flag in concert in 2011.

[Flea]

For whatever it's worth, Kid Rock and Nugent aren't recording a pro-Confederate flag song, that story is a hoax. It's also been revealed that Kid Rock stopped using the flag in concert in 2011.

I can vouch for the fact that Kid Rock does not use The Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia on his current tour. I'm very sorry that I know this.

[Tequila Cowboy]

For whatever it's worth, Kid Rock and Nugent aren't recording a pro-Confederate flag song, that story is a hoax. It's also been revealed that Kid Rock stopped using the flag in concert in 2011.

I didn't know that until this morning. Sometimes it's hard to figure out all the satire sites anymore and sometimes I couldn't care less. Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm guessing Patterson feels similarly. Bottom line is that it doesn't change a thing about what he's saying.

[brett27295]

I can vouch for the fact that Kid Rock does not use The Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia on his current tour. I'm very sorry that I know this.

I can't help but wonder how you know this...perhaps you were pumping your fist and singing every last word to "Bawitdaba" at a recent Kid Rock concert?

[Kudzu Guillotine]

For whatever it's worth, Kid Rock and Nugent aren't recording a pro-Confederate flag song, that story is a hoax. It's also been revealed that Kid Rock stopped using the flag in concert in 2011.

I didn't know that until this morning. Sometimes it's hard to figure out all the satire sites anymore and sometimes I couldn't care less. Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm guessing Patterson feels similarly. Bottom line is that it doesn't change a thing about what he's saying.

I fell for the story initially as well. There's satire as the Onion does it and then there's everyone else. This particular story didn't come from the Onion.

[Flea]

I can vouch for the fact that Kid Rock does not use The Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia on his current tour. I'm very sorry that I know this.

I can't help but wonder how you know this...perhaps you were pumping your fist and singing every last word to "Bawitdaba" at a recent Kid Rock concert?

There was assuredly no fist-pumping and no harmonizing. But if a person digs sloppy drunk middle-aged women with bad tattoos and tube tops inappropriate for their body morphology, he or she would be in a personal heaven.

[Swamp]

Kinda funny he didn't know the Kid/Nuge thing was a hoax. My son and I laughed about that all last week.

[LBRod]

I can vouch for the fact that Kid Rock does not use The Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia on his current tour. I'm very sorry that I know this.

I can't help but wonder how you know this...perhaps you were pumping your fist and singing every last word to "Bawitdaba" at a recent Kid Rock concert?

There was assuredly no fist-pumping and no harmonizing. But if a person digs sloppy drunk middle-aged women with bad tattoos and tube tops inappropriate for their body morphology, he or she would be in a personal heaven.

You had me at sloppy drunk.

[GW in IA]

You had me at sloppy drunk.