T-shirts and bumper stickers

oilpiers · Post by **oilpiers** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:43 pm

How many lines from DBT songs would make a great shirt or bumper stickers? At least 100. I think Cooley really has a great amount, especially considering his songs are about 30%.

"I used to hate the fool in me, but only in the morning
Now I tolerate him all day long."

hendooman · Post by **hendooman** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:22 am

Is like bringing flowers to your Mama and tracking dog shit all over the floor....

Your right though, you could pull a classic quote out of every Cooley song.

lynne · Post by **lynne** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:45 am

I can dance on my own grave Thank You!

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:48 am

Hell no I ain't happy! But I ain't too crappy!

Given to Fly · Post by **Given to Fly** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:04 am

My other car is Carl Perkins' Cadillac

javamyth · Post by **javamyth** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:07 pm

Me and your mama made you in the back

Given to Fly · Post by **Given to Fly** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:31 pm

Smarty Jones · Post by **Smarty Jones** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:28 pm

Given to Fly wrote:

That's fucking alsum!!! 8-)

Rocky · Post by **Rocky** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:01 am

see my sig

Post by **CooleyGirl** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:55 pm

Just cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothing to say.

Living in fear's just another way of dying before your time

Post by **BigTom** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:20 pm

I have t-shirts that have

Listen to
Drive-By Truckers

and

Too Much Sex
(Too Little Jesus)

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:23 pm

BigTom wrote:I have t-shirts that have

Listen to
Drive-By Truckers

and

Too Much Sex
(Too Little Jesus)

I used to have an awesome "18 Wheels of Love" trucker cap - don't know if it was 'authentic' or homemade, got it from a chick at my first DBT show.

bovine knievel · Post by **bovine knievel** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:07 pm

PeterJ · Post by **PeterJ** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:48 pm

350 heads on a 305 engine.
or
I ain't got no good intentions.

RevMatt · Post by **RevMatt** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:06 pm

"I'll Meet You At The Bottom If There Really Is One"

"I Can't Die Now Cause I Got A Show To Do"

"Nothing Can Hurt You But Yourself"

"I Never Saw Lynyrd Skynyrd But I Sure Saw Molly Hatchet"

"Blessed Be My Family From 300 Miles Away"

"Lord Knows I Can't Change Sounds Better In The Song Than It Does With Hell To Pay"

one belt loop · Post by **one belt loop** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:13 pm

Most of them are actually too long for a tshirt and way WAY too long for a bumpersticker, unless you truncate.

Rock and roll means well.

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:51 pm

[heart symbol] PILLS AND WHISKEY

i'D BUY THAT ON A T SHIRT.

RevMatt · Post by **RevMatt** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:55 pm

How about a pink t-shirt that says "The Best Looking Woman in Buttholeville"?

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:02 pm

Ah shit. I went to an online T shirt designer, and did my I heart pills & whiskey t shirt and I can't upload it to this site.... bum!

oilpiers · Post by **oilpiers** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:18 pm

"But I've been falling so long it's like gravity's gone and I'm just floating"
This one fits on a bumper sticker
"Put your face in someone's that ain't mine"

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:36 pm

one belt loop wrote:Most of them are actually too long for a tshirt and way WAY too long for a bumpersticker, unless you truncate.

Right on. Cooley writes aphorisms, not slogans.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:39 pm

I just want a "The Deeper In" bumper sticker.

bovine knievel · Post by **bovine knievel** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:54 pm

still fucking up

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:38 pm

Tupelo Rd · Post by **Tupelo Rd** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:07 pm

I remember when somebody made Hood/Cooley 08 Tshirts during the last election. They were pretty cool. Wonder if someone will make those for 2012......
I'd sure sport one. Better than the other options.....

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:10 pm

somehow totally fucked up the cropping on this one.

SouthCarolinaRed · Post by **SouthCarolinaRed** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:28 pm

Wow, so many, incl ones the band has already pinpointed:

Good Ideas Always Start with a Full Glass

The Secret to A happy ending is knowing when to roll the credits (ok, waaaay long for a bumper sticker but would be good on a shirt)

Women without whiskey.....whiskey's hard to beat

It's a small town, and the word gets around

I'll take two of what you're having, I'll take all of what you got

Steve French · Post by **Steve French** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:32 pm

Smitty wrote:

somehow totally fucked up the cropping on this one.

THIS

oilpiers · Post by **oilpiers** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:23 am

John A Arkansawyer wrote:
one belt loop wrote:Most of them are actually too long for a tshirt and way WAY too long for a bumpersticker, unless you truncate.

Right on. Cooley writes aphorisms, not slogans.

WTF. This thread sucks because for some reason some of these quotes are too "enlightening" to be on a shirt or bumper sticker? That is what I see from that response, and it makes absolutely no sense to me. "But I've been falling so long it's like gravity's gone and I'm just floating". Slogan, aphorism, whatever you want to call it, don't tell me this would not make a great t-shirt.I would take out the but.

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:31 am

anything that says "Dead, Drunk & Naked"

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