Sticking with 'Decoration Day'---let's back up 1 song to "Hell No I Ain't Happy"---
This song may have as much weight as any of theirs. Straight rocker from start to finish. I love the "overnight sensation" line. Really dig the shout out to one of our fellow board members. Also, love the "interstate 10 line". Patterson described at solo gig, that they passed a car, going the wrong way on I-10, at about 3 a.m. and were amazed that car didn't cause a head on collision.
I've seen many variations of this song, but really enjoy the way they do it now. The extended jam at the end is great. They've taken an almost 5 minute rocker and turned into an at least 8 minute gem.
Finally, if (and I'm sure you do because you're reading this) you love DBT as much as I do, the irony in this song, compared to when it was written as to where they are now, is nothing short of wonderful and very fucking satisfying. At the sake of sounding condescending, not only am I happy (for them), but very proud of them.
Hell No I Ain't Happy
There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer.
She's an overnight sensation after twenty-five years.
Sharp fast curves, power steering.
Unroll that twenty and buy me some beer.
Ain't too bad, too bad at all, pick up the phone if I ever call.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
There's a pretty little girl outside the van window.
'bout 80 cities down, 800 to go.
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone.
Never homesick, ain't got no home.
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn.
Collect my things when I'm in town again.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
But I get a little closer everyday.
Gonna be a long while 'fore I'm back your way.
And I've seen just how much I can stand.
One night in Kansas City, I thought about killing a man.
Seen my number fly by on Interstate 10.
Seen the mountains of Montana at seven AM.
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids.
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
Hell no, I ain't happy.
But I ain't too crappy,
no I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all.
No, no.
Not too crappy at all. Indeed.
