Geez, BK, don't u have anything better to do?

How'd it go, Mr. Iowan, Es? (That's 2/3 of an Esq.). Did u dazzle 'em w/ your knowledge or baffle 'em w/ your bullshit? Meh. Multiple choice was a bitch, and essay was alright. So I'll say I was more successful with the bullshit and less successful with the knowledge. Well, worst case, u can always...

drtpants wrote:'rueage' i stole from phillip seymor hoffman in Twister, as in "imminent rueage".

Seen that movie at least 3x, never caught it, or at least it never stuck.

How'd it go, Mr. Iowan, Es? (That's 2/3 of an Esq.). Did u dazzle 'em w/ your knowledge or baffle 'em w/ your bullshit?

Slipkid42 wrote:drtpants wrote:

sonic architects

Excellent word usage! (don't sue me if I use it sometime)

Don't forget "rueage." Pants is on fire!

Nah, shuffle's still in Sweden, holding tickets for 2 canceled shows.

Maybe this belongs in the blasphemy thread but my biggest problem with REM after say, 1990, is that I can understand what Michael Stipe is singing. He's a terrible lyricist but when his voice was used more as instrument than a lead vocal in the early days that didn't matter. Then all that was neces...

I can't wait to try the Radiohead thing Yeah, that sounds really interesting but i'm betting on being too lazy. So, if u should happen to do it in the form of a playlist and if u wouldn't mind sending it my way... For the record, so to speak, i already own both albums, fully paid for in american do...

Ok it's getting weird in here. Clams is pretty? Iowan is inviting himself into a threesome? I think it's time for something completely different. http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/d/230/11913__21866_zoom.jpg&sa=X&ei=-2EJTbeNFY...

Iowan wrote:I'm glad to see a healthy love for The League around here.

Hmmmm...You're talking basically about Penny Lane, as far as i can tell. And she has a thing for bovine knievel. So i don't 'bout healthy.

one belt loop wrote:also,

OBL, you promised that if i sent u my pic you'd keep it to yourself!

How BTB sees America http://www.northstarnerd.org/.a/6a00d8341c5fd253ef0120a66e5973970c-450wi Surprisingly enough, i used to have that poster hanging in my various dorm rooms/apts. Then I used to think it was funny because it was true and correct. Now I think it's funny because it's true and an exa...

bovine knievel wrote:M I'm excited about the weekend.

Really? Any special plans?

I hear that Iowan's daily thread for today is called "bovine's got a boner Thursday really like Friday."

drtpants wrote:

Zip City wrote:Now is about the time I would dangle Carlos Zambrano in front of the Yankees and see if they bite

you may be on to something there.

Boston Globe already mentioned it as a possible scenario; don't know if it was blind or informed speculation.

Iowan wrote:

Penny Lane wrote:

beantownbubba wrote:I just GAVE you the joys of article 9 in 17 words, man! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

i love the UCC, Commercial Law was one of my only A's..

You want to swing through Des Moines en route to Cali? It's on the way.

It's called flyOVER land, my friend, not take the local.

Clams wrote:TC you really ought to get a pet monkey.

<cue that barenakedladies song>

So, remember i said that i had a contractor out to look at some stuff and provide a quote, which came in lower than expected? Well, of course there's always a punch line, and in this case it's, oh, sorry, we can't get to it for about 6 weeks. And as he himself said, "we'd really like to do the ...

bovine knievel wrote:J
Oh and Penny... it was BTB who mentioned phone sex.

Just for the record, that was MENTIONED, not suggested.

bovine knievel wrote:Just don't look into my eyes...

Oh and Penny... it was BTB who mentioned phone sex.

BTB, it is VOIP sex

By the time i could say that it'd already be over.

Like i always say, timing is everything. But since i'm not selling it's just theoretical anyway and i didn't really just lose three hundred bucks. Right?

I just GAVE you the joys of article 9 in 17 words, man! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

i deactivated on facebook because i got verbally assaulted at my high school reunion for de-friending/not friending people I hadn't seen in 15 years....but i mean if i WAS on facebook, our status would probably read 'skype buddies' (and BK is too cool and under the radar for facebook) i wanna get i...

I already have my tickets, but i'll take the risk of selling them and bid on the VIP tix if i can get 6. Do u know if there's any chance of that?

Time Fades Away is the # 1 out of print album I keep waiting for; what is old Neils problem that one anyway? I have a digital copy downloaded from a blog but i would gladly fork over the dough for a cd release. That was my story for years. I secured a pristine used vinyl copy of it on Black Friday ...

Um you just called us a couple. "NC" is our only label. But what's your status on facebook? True story: Couple out on their 3rd or so date: She: So can i change my facebook status to "in a relationship"? He: You don't mean with me, do you? She: Well, ummm, i kinda, thought, u kn...

Last final today. Kiss my ass, Secured Transactions. In other news (due to it being the last final and all): Randy, we're getting drunk tonight. Quart of rye each, boy. (I hope someone gets the reference) 1. The uniform commercial code is not uniform. 2. File UCC - 1's every damn place u can think ...

Clams wrote:I swear, I'm always the last to know everything! What's next... BTB and Littlemamma? What else are you guys hiding from me????

Sssssshhhhhhhh! Dammit Clams!

Ok ok, it doesn't make it right, but certain derogatory terms were threw around pretty commonly back then, and if that's the biggest transgression someone of that era has commited I don't necessarily think it makes them racist. This is a thin, fine line I'm fucking with right now and I don't like i...

Jenny! I'm sorry I was jerking off to porn in the shower! I don't care about you desecrating your body! But how could you mess w my lineup!? how do you do that? jerk off to porn in the shower I mean? you'd ahve to be careful about water on your computer or monitor, and/or have to laminate the pages...

Iowan wrote:

beantownbubba wrote:YAAAAAAAAAAWN!!

Damn u people are boring! WTF is everyone?

Hmmmmm...Iowan shows up, the place empties out. Coincidence?

Not a coincidence.

I've turned into Bro Lo El Cunado.

This is an english speaking zone, iowan. We're all on full scholarship here.